Law roundup: Man did not, in fact, like these apples

A man was allegedly attacked twice by “two drunk punks.” One young male reportedly threw a bag of apples at his truck while the other chucked a full bottle of cold water through the window. The apple tosser was driving an old, and very loud, red Datsun that purportedly goes to the corner store all the time and the other was driving an older army green SUV. The man said that if he saw the two young punks again, “It’s over.” He was told not to confront the pair but rather call the Kalispell Police Department again. 

A woman renting a house undergoing repairs reportedly threatened to burn the place down in front of a contractor and poured gas on the ground in the alley. She left the area before lighting it. The property owner also told police they received concerning calls from her one night where she was allegedly “drunk and out of control.” They said they paid for her to stay in a motel for 30 days while the foundation was being replaced but would begin the formal eviction process. 

A man riding his bicycle south on Main Street was approaching a motel when he saw a man carrying a compound bow at his side walking in the other direction. No arrows were visible. Officers located the man with the bow and provided him a courtesy ride to his destination.  

A man reportedly tried to tell the driver of a dark gray Chevy SUV who sped through a school zone to stop calling a woman derogatory names when the brute punched him in the face. 

A tattooed, bearded “vagrant” allegedly yelled, punched the air, called a business owner profane names and mentioned he was going to steal money out of the tip jar when told to leave. In kind, the business owner wanted him banned from the property. 

A 16-year-old was reportedly jumped by someone wearing brass knuckles. 

Someone in a dark green Jeep with a brake light out was allegedly driving around a park yelling that they were going to kill homeless people, or people in general, by running them over.  

A man wearing a white tank top, tan pants and a baseball hat was reportedly acting weirdly like he was under the influence of drugs inside a store he often visited. Officers advised him of his warrants and told him to move along.