Law roundup: Man is a legend in his own mind

A man who believed he was wrongfully ticketed during a traffic stop called with a proposal: “I challenge the whole Kalispell Police Department to meet me at Depot Park and surround me. " He concluded with, “I’ll see you tomorrow morning.” Then he hung up.   

A woman wearing a black and red checkered jacket and knee-high boots allegedly decided to give herself a store discount by scanning barcodes of cheaper merchandise instead of pricier items at a self-checkout register.  

A man wearing red shoes who previously caused issues at a location was back at the scene allegedly hovering over people and appearing high on something. He left with a lifetime ban from the property.  

Spring break was on for rowdy teens allegedly doing burnouts in a parking lot and speeding around the area. Someone asked officers to do extra patrol for the duration of the break. Officers counseled the teens.  

Something was off with the driver of a white pickup that reportedly stopped on the road twice and was traveling at a snail’s pace.  

Someone dialed 911 twice but hung up. On the callback, someone alleged that vehicles were struggling to get around a widening pothole on Reserve.  

In a follow-up to a report of a stolen vehicle, a credit union employee relayed information that it was repossessed.  

A real estate agent reportedly called officers about a building that had been broken into, trash left in the area and items stashed near the doors. They told an officer that people allegedly kept entering the building after a window was broken a while back. An officer found smashed vending machines at the property, but the owner did not appear to care too much and didn’t want to report it. He was advised to secure the building.  

A man kicked out of a motel reportedly needed to get his keys and car from the location.  

A man driving a sedan with two female passengers was allegedly swerving all over the road and “almost ran a bunch of red lights.” He also screamed at another driver who called the police.  

A man reportedly dug through a donation box. He was moved along.