Law roundup: Sign should be relocated to the abyss

People allegedly left a sign on a sidewalk that stated, “Everyone is going to hell.” A man called the Kalispell Police Department, claiming it was illegal, but he wouldn’t provide his name or phone number to be contacted by an officer. When he called back asking what was being done about the infernal situation he was once again advised that dispatch could have an officer contact him. Again, he declined.

A backseat passenger reportedly called the police when a woman kept screaming and yelling at a man sitting in the driver’s seat to get out of the van when he refused. The verbal disturbance also involved getting keys from a roommate. When dispatch asked if there were any weapons involved in the disturbance it was learned that there were a “handful of knives” in the driver’s side door. The caller changed her mind about reporting the incident, saying, “Cancel everything,” and hung up.

Someone reportedly parked a smoking, white Chevy Impala over a curb into Parkline Trail and the driver walked away from the high-centered car. It was towed.