Law Roundup
A daily snapshot of Flathead Valley’s law enforcement activity—calls, arrests, and oddities from the police blotter.
Law roundup: Neighbor knows what man’s done since last summer
Since last summer, a young man’s “excessively loud” vehicle had allegedly served as a neighborhood alarm clock, waking everyone up around 5:45 a.m.
Law roundup: No one injured by woman’s purse
A very drunk woman in her 30s allegedly swung her purse at someone in a Kalispell business, creating a scene, before going outside. No one was injured.
Law roundup: Neighbor tries to put pet owner in the doghouse
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Law roundup: Construction crew finds old hidden room
A construction crew allegedly found a hidden room in a building where it appeared someone had been living in it for quite some time.
Law roundup: Woman attacks health care worker
A woman with red spikey hair allegedly punched a nurse in the head three times.
Law roundup: Man seeks assurances about his troubled past
A man with misgivings reportedly went to the Kalispell Police Department wanting assurance he was doing the right thing about an incident that occurred a year ago.
Law roundup: Clowder caught on tape prowling around
A man with time on his hands called the Kalispell Police Department upset because his neighbor’s cats were allegedly using his truck and boat as their personal play towers, and this time, had “climbed up in his ve…
Law roundup: No takers for indecently exposed hitchhiker
The Kalispell Police Department received two calls about a man reportedly standing on the side of the highway with his pants down while holding up a sign asking for a ride.
Law roundup: Phantom toker vanishes in a puff of smoke
Smelling the odor of marijuana and hearing strange noises, a caller asked the Kalispell Police Department to sweep the building and root out the phantom toker.
Law roundup: Ladies don’t do things like that, man says
A woman allegedly heard a man yelling in a creek drainage area west of her house, saying, “A lady doesn’t do things like that.”
Law roundup: Man horsing around in ‘tactical gear’ goes berserk
A man and woman were allegedly joking around and it was all fun and games until “all of a sudden” the man, who was wearing a tactical helmet, vest and glasses he bought on Amazon, got upset and started punching the…
Law roundup: Abandoned black bag scares staff
A manager called the Kalispell Police Department Employees because employees were allegedly afraid to pick up a black bag that had been sitting in the parking lot for at least 24 hours. Officers collected the bag w…
Law roundup: Credit card thief goes on liquor run
Someone whose credit card was reportedly stolen from their mailbox and used at a liquor store called the Kalispell Police Department wanting to know if they could get surveillance footage to catch the partying thie…
Law roundup: Explosion blows hole in resident’s front door
A woman was reportedly jolted awake by the sound of an explosion and the smell of smoke.
Law roundup: Misbehaving customers get shown the door
A former customer did a poor job of making amends as he attempted to get a Kalispell business to lift the ban it had placed upon him, allegedly hounding the store and threatening employees. The workers turned to th…