Law Roundup
A daily snapshot of Flathead Valley’s law enforcement activity—calls, arrests, and oddities from the police blotter.
Law roundup: Intoxicated golfer takes joyride too far
An intoxicated golfer was allegedly acting erratically when they were seen driving a golf cart in circles and screaming.
Law roundup: Kalispell man tries to catch rascally rabbits
A man was reported to the Kalispell Police Department because he returned to a location multiple times and tried to catch rabbits using a stick.
Law roundup: Man fears being pursued by cartel
A man at a business told the <strong>Kalispell Police Department</strong> he was “being followed by [a] Mexican cartel.”
Law Roundup: Don't have to go home, but can't stay here
Patrons who were told to go home by a business owner allegedly retaliated by breaking the windshield wiper on the owner’s vehicle and were arguing with people in the parking lot trying to start fights. The owner wa…
Law roundup: Air guitarist rocks on
A business owner calling from Montana 83 in Bigfork reportedly had an issue with a man standing by his deck and playing the air guitar every day because they didn’t want customers to be bothered by seeing him.
Law roundup: Neighbors won’t put up with any bull
Luckily no one in the neighborhood appeared to be dressed in red when a bull was reported to the Flathead County Sheriff’s Office for walking down the middle of a road in Kalispell.
Law roundup: Man seen with pants around ankles
Someone called the Kalispell Police Department after seeing a man in a vehicle allegedly banging his head on the driver’s seat headrest and appeared to be “rocking out to music.”
Law roundup: Man banned for napping on patio furniture
A man allegedly rode his bicycle to a grocery store and decided to take a late afternoon nap on the patio furniture.
Law roundup: Landowner isn’t interested in gold rush
In what seemed like an incident out of an old Western, a man complained to the <strong>Flathead County Sheriff’s Office</strong> that subjects were trespassing onto his land “to prospect for gold.”
Law roundup: Caller worried about ducklings crossing the road
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Law roundup: Woman goes postal over mail
A woman claimed she was afraid the postmaster would put illegal contraband in her mailbox to “set her up,” and was under the impression he was “out to get her.”
Law roundup: Cattle dog opts to herd officer
Restless cattle decided to make a run for it and were reportedly seen breaking out of a fence.
Law roundup: Cars are fast and resident is furious
Someone allegedly called 911 furious about fast vehicles speeding through the area and wanted Kalispell Police Department officers to sit on Teton Street to catch them.
Law roundup: Man threatens person with a thumping
A bald man was reportedly outside blasting music in his truck and when someone asked him to stop he replied, “You’re lucky I don’t thump you.”
Law roundup: Tennis nets cut down at Hawthorne Park
Someone allegedly cut down tennis court nets at Hawthorne Park.