Law Roundup
A daily snapshot of Flathead Valley’s law enforcement activity—calls, arrests, and oddities from the police blotter.
Law roundup: Wannabe avenger should eat crow
A wannabe avenger reportedly wrote “stupid f—- handicapped” in mud on a truck parked in a spot designated for disabled individuals that didn’t have a permit visible. A note was also
Law roundup: Sledders decide to slide down windshields
Someone thought it looked like kids sledding down a hill had walked over to a parking lot where they reportedly jumped on cars and slid down windshields.
Law roundup: Man takes a gamble on stealing dice
A man allegedly took a gamble on shoplifting and stole a pair of dice at a store. An employee told
Law roundup: I scream, you scream, we all scream
Officers with the Kalispell Police Department were summoned to the location of a man who was accused of screaming obscenities at passersby.
Law roundup: Woman won’t support suspicious man’s wedding
A woman had enough of a man’s suspicious behavior that she went to the Kalispell Police Department to request extra patrol in her neighborhood. He was
Law roundup: Woman claims police stole her crystal
A woman walked into the Kalispell Police Department looking to file complaints against several officers for previously confiscating her “crystal.” She also told authorities that she was tired of being broke and sep…
Law roundup: Enraged man threatens teller
A man allegedly became enraged when a teller wouldn’t cash a check for him and called the Kalispell Police Department, saying he was a non-member and that he told them, “Good luck trying to get to your vehicles ton…
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Kalispell Police Department responded to a man’s report that people in a green truck were shooting at his vehicle.
Law roundup: Sandwich artist can’t handle critique
A customer allegedly asked an employee, who had been drinking, to remake a poorly made sandwich and she became confrontational about it, so another employee remade the sandwich. When the
Law roundup: Crime pays for snack thief
Officers with the Kalispell Police Department were asked to investigate the theft of a Hostess snack after a woman allegedly walked out of an Idaho Street store with the product.
Law roundup: Woman seeks relationship advice
Kalispell Police Department received a call from a woman complaining her belligerent 41-year-old boyfriend, who lived on one level of their residence, was “in her bubble” and wanted relationship advice.
Law roundup: Woman lets neighbors know she’s sorry
Kalispell Police Department received a report of a woman heard repeatedly screaming, “I’m sorry,” which a neighbor thought could be a physical disturbance. It turned out she just had a rough night and a few apologi…
Law roundup: Dog relieving itself enrages man
A woman’s dog was going potty when a man wearing a black mask, beanie and a green coat allegedly told her he would “kick her a–,” after making comments about people letting animals relieve themselves and then went …
Law roundup: Caregiver goes to buy stamps, never returns
A caregiver allegedly took $60 from a client to buy a roll of stamps and never returned.
Law roundup: Whose nose knows the smell of meth
A woman, who complained about a strong “drug” smell a couple of weeks ago, called the Kalispell Police Department again asking an officer to stop by because the smell had become so strong, she couldn’t go out her b…